This is the full red carpet, reserved for those rare acts of shocking domestic competence. You’ll receive:
~ A “Good Job Ordering” letter, because we love validation ~ Instructions for optimal sarcasm delivery ~ 10 Certificates of Completion for everything from “Fridge Cleaning” to “Dog Poop Duty” ~ 5 Tiny Trophies for the shelf, the fridge, or their ego ~ 4 Sticker Sheets to reward greatness wherever it dares to appear ~ 5 Blank Certificates so you can finally call out that thing ~ 1 Punch Card to track repeat attempts at decency ~ 1 Medal for wearing during arguments or victory laps ~ 1 Hand Pointer to dramatically present awards or assign new chores
This is the gold standard in celebrating silver-level effort.
