You ordered. That alone earns you this “Good Job Ordering” letter, a heartfelt reminder that small decisions lead to petty greatness. Inside, you’ll find:
~ A “Good Job Ordering” Letter, because you clearly get it ~ Instructions for use (yes, we know they wouldn't read them) ~ 3 delightfully passive-aggressive Certificates of Completion—because why not? ~ 1 Tiny Trophy for maximum undeserved pride ~ 1 Sticker Sheet for marking history’s least impressive moments ~ 1 Blank Certificate so you can finally call out that thing
Perfect for first-time awarders, newlyweds, and tired parents trying to stay funny.
