For moments that somehow escalated into actual effort.
Someone showed up. Someone sort of tried. Miraculously, something got done. Let’s honor it with:
~ A “Good Job Ordering” letter for YOU—our hero ~ Instructions (because chaos needs guidelines) ~ 5 gloriously sarcastic Certificates of Completion to hand out when mediocrity peaks ~ 3 Mini Trophies that say “We see you. Kinda.” ~ 2 Sticker Sheets to slap on lunchboxes, laptops, or foreheads ~ 3 Blank Certificates so you can finally call out that thing
This one’s for anniversaries, chore chart comebacks, or that time he almost folded a fitted sheet.
