The Bare Minimum Trophy

Because reminders weren’t working — but sarcasm might.

You’ve asked. You’ve hinted. You’ve watched them stand next to the dishwasher like it was a museum exhibit. And now? You’ve taken matters into your own gloriously petty hands.

The Bare Minimum Trophy is your official way of saying:

“You technically did something. Here’s a trophy you definitely didn’t earn.”

Perfect for:

🧼 That spouse who finally took out the trash
🧠 The roommate who refilled the Brita (once)
💘 The partner who was emotionally present for nearly 8 minutes
😎 Or your child, coworker, or neighbor who tried… ish

Includes:

~ 1 tiny plastic trophy
~ 0 actual merit
~ 100% petty satisfaction

Because sometimes, the only way to get through to them is to hand out a trophy before you lose your mind.